It's Bastille Day Charlie Brown-Charlie Brown discovers his French heritage and is very proud. He discovers that he descended from both the Marquis de Sade and Maximilien Robespierre and wants to share his pride with the other students. Unfortunately, the other students are not impressed. Charlie himself decides to institute his own Committe of Public Safety and reintroduces the guillotine to punish all that come up against him. It takes his friend Linus, right after his sister Lucy loses her head, to help Charlie Brown come to understand the real beauty of the French Revolution and the concepts of libery, egality, and fraternity.
It's President's Day Charlie Brown-Charlie Brown and Linus are assigned a research paper on the American Presidents, and they both discover more about the president's than is taught in history books. They learn about the affairs, the STD's, and the back-stabbing that occured in the office. They discover that not all of the President's were as religious as they had been told and that many had deep dark secrets. Charlie Brown is really drawn to Warren G. Harding and his finished product tries to argue that he should be in the top 15 of all presidents, not the bottom 5. Linus is himself crushed and drinks himself into a stupor, turning in a vomit-tinged paper on how his teachers have decieved him, but that Richard Nixon was an amazing president.
It's Valentines Day Again Charlie Brown-After being dumped by the Little Red Haired Girl, Charlie Brown is in a funk, spending most of his days leading up to Valentines Day either drunk or stoned. Everyone around him has a date to the Valentines Day dance, even Snoopy and Woodstock are going with their dates. Charlie had dumped Lucy the year before, so she is off the list, and his on again off again with Peppermint Patty is again cold. He decides to walk into the party dateless and drunk railing against the evils of Valentines Day. Peppermint Patty feels sorry for him and takes him back for the night, with disasterous long-term effects. Now there is going to have to be a teenaged wedding and Charlie Brown will have to get a job...if he had only come prepared.
Its Cinquo De Mayo Charlie Brown-Charlie Browns second least-favorite holiday is occuring, and Charlie decides to lock himself in his room and drink. As a proud French-American, he will not celebrate an anti-French holiday.
It's Labor Day Charlie Brown-Militant communist Linus organizes a Karl Marx parade through downtown, which only Sally attends do to her love for him. Linus is then arrested for his ways and locked in a military prison in Kansas. While there, he writes a new manifesto and plans to follow through, until Sally tells him of her pregnancy and he has to find a job and work for the machine. Feeling bad for selling out, Linus turns to watching romantic comedies, since if he is selling out, he might as well go all out.
It's Canada Charlie Brown-Charlie Brown and the gang go up to Canada as soon as their passports arrive. They have heard stories of how friendly the women there are and they want to take advantage of it, that and the lower drinking age. While there, they are mistaken for a violent gang and are chased throughout the provinces. Will they be able to escape back to the United States or spend their lives in a Canadian prison.
It's the Real Housewives of the Peanuts Charlie Brown-The men of the Peanuts are trying to deal with their overbearing wives and their insane habits. Linus ended up marrying Sally when she faked a pregnancy, and a year later, she actually was pregnant. She is way too clingy and wants to be around him constantly, which drives him to have an affair with town librarian Marcie, who has actually turned into a beautiful adulterer. Rerun and Shroeder actually have the best marriage of their friends, and entertain with lavish parties that everyone can enjoy. Pigpen married Lucy and regrets it every day of his life. Snoopy married a great dane, they rent out a room to Woodstock, who in turn married a Robin. Franklin went to Harvard and became a professor out there. He married a brilliant attorney and they and their children have never been back. Charlie Brown had originally married Lucy, but that ended quickly after his affairs with the no longer little red haired girl and Peppermint Patty. He then married Peppermint Patty who grew up to be a Victoria's Secret model. While she may want to blow lots of money shopping, Charlie Brown is rich and she is hot, so its all good.
It's President's Day Charlie Brown-Charlie Brown and Linus are assigned a research paper on the American Presidents, and they both discover more about the president's than is taught in history books. They learn about the affairs, the STD's, and the back-stabbing that occured in the office. They discover that not all of the President's were as religious as they had been told and that many had deep dark secrets. Charlie Brown is really drawn to Warren G. Harding and his finished product tries to argue that he should be in the top 15 of all presidents, not the bottom 5. Linus is himself crushed and drinks himself into a stupor, turning in a vomit-tinged paper on how his teachers have decieved him, but that Richard Nixon was an amazing president.
It's Valentines Day Again Charlie Brown-After being dumped by the Little Red Haired Girl, Charlie Brown is in a funk, spending most of his days leading up to Valentines Day either drunk or stoned. Everyone around him has a date to the Valentines Day dance, even Snoopy and Woodstock are going with their dates. Charlie had dumped Lucy the year before, so she is off the list, and his on again off again with Peppermint Patty is again cold. He decides to walk into the party dateless and drunk railing against the evils of Valentines Day. Peppermint Patty feels sorry for him and takes him back for the night, with disasterous long-term effects. Now there is going to have to be a teenaged wedding and Charlie Brown will have to get a job...if he had only come prepared.
Its Cinquo De Mayo Charlie Brown-Charlie Browns second least-favorite holiday is occuring, and Charlie decides to lock himself in his room and drink. As a proud French-American, he will not celebrate an anti-French holiday.
It's Labor Day Charlie Brown-Militant communist Linus organizes a Karl Marx parade through downtown, which only Sally attends do to her love for him. Linus is then arrested for his ways and locked in a military prison in Kansas. While there, he writes a new manifesto and plans to follow through, until Sally tells him of her pregnancy and he has to find a job and work for the machine. Feeling bad for selling out, Linus turns to watching romantic comedies, since if he is selling out, he might as well go all out.
It's Canada Charlie Brown-Charlie Brown and the gang go up to Canada as soon as their passports arrive. They have heard stories of how friendly the women there are and they want to take advantage of it, that and the lower drinking age. While there, they are mistaken for a violent gang and are chased throughout the provinces. Will they be able to escape back to the United States or spend their lives in a Canadian prison.
It's the Real Housewives of the Peanuts Charlie Brown-The men of the Peanuts are trying to deal with their overbearing wives and their insane habits. Linus ended up marrying Sally when she faked a pregnancy, and a year later, she actually was pregnant. She is way too clingy and wants to be around him constantly, which drives him to have an affair with town librarian Marcie, who has actually turned into a beautiful adulterer. Rerun and Shroeder actually have the best marriage of their friends, and entertain with lavish parties that everyone can enjoy. Pigpen married Lucy and regrets it every day of his life. Snoopy married a great dane, they rent out a room to Woodstock, who in turn married a Robin. Franklin went to Harvard and became a professor out there. He married a brilliant attorney and they and their children have never been back. Charlie Brown had originally married Lucy, but that ended quickly after his affairs with the no longer little red haired girl and Peppermint Patty. He then married Peppermint Patty who grew up to be a Victoria's Secret model. While she may want to blow lots of money shopping, Charlie Brown is rich and she is hot, so its all good.